🧺 Laundry Instructions

One More Thing You're in Charge Of

Congrats — you're now managing a team of one shirt. It reports to you, it has one job, and unlike everything else on your plate, it's actually easy to keep happy.

🧊 Wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.

Networking is not required. This shirt doesn't need to "get out there" — it just needs to survive the spin cycle.

🧴 Use mild detergent. Skip the bleach and fabric softener.

This meeting only needs the essentials. No agenda, no extra attendees, no one asking "quick question" at the end.

🌬️ Tumble dry low, or hang to dry.

It doesn't need to perform under pressure — that's your job, not the dryer's.

🧊 If ironing is needed, use a cool iron and avoid the print.

Direct oversight has its limits. Micromanage the wrinkles, not the graphic.

🚫 Do not dry clean.

Let's not turn this into a business expense. You've got enough of those.