HUMOR IN SERVICE OF BUILDERS.
Let's be honest: nobody warns you about this part.
The invoice that's been “processing” for eleven business days. The client who loved the mockup and hated the final thing — which is the mockup. The 2 a.m. spiral about whether your LLC counts as a personality trait yet.
Nobody hands you a welcome packet for any of this.
So we made shirts instead.
Under all the jokes is something we genuinely believe: building something of your own is hard, and sometimes a good laugh makes a hard day a little lighter.
Not motivational-poster lighter.
More “wait...that's literally me” lighter.
That's what Decree is here for: the things you say, the things you think, and the strangely specific moments only someone in your world would understand.
We make humor in service of builders.
Go ahead. Laugh at yourself a little.
You've earned it.